From This Fish Needs a Bicycle:
*For those unsure of how to identify a Douchebag in the wild, you can usually spot them by the sunglasses (aviators, natch) worn indoors, popped collars, overly-groomed hair and an overall attitude of faux-awesomeness. If he walks with a swagger, talks to your cleavage and has a strange fascination with his Blackberry and/or watch, you have found yourself a gen-u-ine D-bag.
Hahaha yes. I've been down that road before.
popped collar = big time douche. No exceptions!
ReplyDeletejust about, yeah...for me it's either the watch thing or the accidentally-on-purpose flashing money thing, you know?
ReplyDeleteugh yeah. Money flashing is a no-no. I'm not a hooker.
ReplyDeleteLMAO i know, right? Honestly, the red flags for D-bag spotting are hilariously universal..
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