Monday, May 19, 2008

"Buy You a Drank"-T-Pain

[So y'all will know what I'm listening to as I write (title explanation)]

Last night I had a dream about Beyonce. Y'all know I don't even like her like that, but this morning I woke up humming "Get Me Bodied." I also had a dream that I got a C in Spanish; in the words of Top Chef, I nearly had a stroke. When I woke up to check my transcripts online, though, I remembered that there's a hold on my account, thus making it impossible to check my grades. If I, heaven forbid, have any Cs, heads will roll. I've been having funky dreams lately, but they've been strangely un-fulfilling. Like, I wake up before me and dream dude kiss, or before Chris Brown gets onstage, or whatever. And I'm like, hello?! If I can't kiss in my own dreams, well, just when the hell can I?

The dedicated among you might notice that it is a tad early in the day for me to be awake, and you are absolutely right. I got up at 11am today (okay, 11:05) for my interview, but when I called to confirm the time, the meeting had been pushed to 3:30pm. Which was boss because I took a shower, ate cereal, and watched The View in my nice underwear and Chanel studs (y'all know which ones). It was extremely decadent, and I enjoyed every prancing minute of it.

"Kimora:LiFL" was excellent, as usual. She's trying to go green. Fabulously, of course. Let this be a lesson! If the queen of opulence can take steps to decrease her carbon footprint, so can we. I was an eco-Nazi this weekend, yelling "Lights off!" or "Dishwasher!" to family members making various infractions. It was fun. "The Game" season finale wasn't bad. Matter fact, I'm about to make a sandwich and go watch it on YouTube..."Gossip Girl" and "One Tree Hill" tonight! Go Monday TV.

Nothing too serious today so far, as you can see. Hopefully it stays that way. I painted my toenails gold while watching "Ocean's 13" over the weekend, and now I don't think I like them. They aren't sparkly enough. And that will just not do. Because at this point in my life, things like sparkly toenails and lacy underwear are just requisites.

7 comments:

missmegs said...

I love nice nails, and pretty undies. And freshly shaved legs, yummy smelling hair, a tan helps too.

When I'm lounging around I like cute little nighties (see shaved legs) and soft blankets.

Lucky said...

girl that is me, too...i love smelling all good and wearing soft clothes and stuff; nothing feels better (and I never feel cuter!)

Bobby_2010 said...

Lucky, you better be on the same wavelength as me!! I watched the View today too!!! And you know you are the one going with me to pick out a gift for my girlfriend(read myself) from Vickie's Closet!!!!LOL

Bobby_2010 said...

and you need to add this to your daily blog perusal...it is our buddy, Motown lover!! http://dbabysblog.blogspot.com/

Lucky said...

The View was worth waking up for, I might even do it again tomorrow! And you know I know VS like the back of my hand (sadly)

The Girl With the Golden Heart said...

You know I like this post...I can't get enough Beyonce :)!

Lucky said...

so true..you know she finally confirmed the wedding today, right?