Monday, May 19, 2008

Sounds Like a Dreamboat

From This Fish Needs a Bicycle:

*For those unsure of how to identify a Douchebag in the wild, you can usually spot them by the sunglasses (aviators, natch) worn indoors, popped collars, overly-groomed hair and an overall attitude of faux-awesomeness. If he walks with a swagger, talks to your cleavage and has a strange fascination with his Blackberry and/or watch, you have found yourself a gen-u-ine D-bag.

Hahaha yes. I've been down that road before.

5 comments:

missmegs said...

popped collar = big time douche. No exceptions!

Lucky said...

just about, yeah...for me it's either the watch thing or the accidentally-on-purpose flashing money thing, you know?

missmegs said...

ugh yeah. Money flashing is a no-no. I'm not a hooker.

Lucky said...

LMAO i know, right? Honestly, the red flags for D-bag spotting are hilariously universal..

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